Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

10. You don’t have to give them chocolates or treat them to a candlelight dinner before fucking them.

9. They are always available.

8. They don’t give a damn if you’re… uh, small or whether you cum at once.

7. They don’t transmit diseases like HIV or AIDS.

6. You can quit the foreplay and get down to the fucking right away.

5. They don’t get squeamish at the thought of you chaining them first.

4. You don’t need to pay them first before fucking them.

3. You can fuck them anywhere. Just as long as other people don’t see you.

2. You’ll get a kick out of doing the forbidden. (Excuse the pun. )

And the top one reason why you should fuck animals is…..

1. You don’t have to worry about one of you getting pregnant afterwards.